Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
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