So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
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My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
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Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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