I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
