Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
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At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
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We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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