I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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