He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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