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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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