umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
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I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
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he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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