I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
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All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
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If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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