I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
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She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
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I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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