She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Rumble strips road head = magical
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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