Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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