If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
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its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
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Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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