I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
