I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
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I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
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You brought string cheese to the strip club
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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