I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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