this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
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