about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
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So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
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He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
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