idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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