You work out of a Hotel?
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
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Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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