My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
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i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
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You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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