i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I wish i was in the wii world.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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