told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
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Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
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Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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