You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
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So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
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Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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