I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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