"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
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Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
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We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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