She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
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I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
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I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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