all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it