I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I don't deserve a penis
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
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