whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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