Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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