did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
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Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
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I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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