ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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