Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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