I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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