Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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