Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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