I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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