Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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