Plan B is the new Plan A
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
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Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
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I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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