I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
this hospital has no fireball
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
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