i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
It's never too late to be topless.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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