Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
We have started to decorate penises.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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