found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
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I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
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I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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