I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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