need another drink. this is the easiest way
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
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If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
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He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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