My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
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