Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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