She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Randomize