My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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