Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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