And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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